Well,well, well.. look at we've got here... a repeat offender... or should I say.. repeat offended? So PP and Gonz were nowhere to be found... but we had a chick on deck ready for the cock... how weird is this?!?!?! AND THAT'S WHERE IT BEGINS!!! So marc-ho and I ..more me actually.. came up with the great idea of picking up a local vagabond brother and convincing the chick that he was my fam... boy... Janet's great tight ass and round perky natural tits were no match for the 13 inch baseball bat that Paul was hiding in his pants... I know I've said this countless times.. but THIS ONE IS THE TRUTH!!!! Movie's so good... that I'd join just to see the outcum!!!! I mean we all know the ending... but it's the journeys in life that make the destination that much greater... after all... Confucious does say.....ha! That's one for the old school BB fans!!!! anyways... quit reading my b/s and join! The Dirty One!
God knows what the fuck transpired between Ugs and Preston.. but the next thing I knew.. I was rollin' with Grand Master Pee Pee... gold fronts and all!! Guess Ugs took him to the hood and hung out with the brothers over the weekend.. fucking Ugly.. he lets PP gas himself up to the point that I just HAVE to bring him down.. first the gay mermaid tattoo and now this!?! can we say... identity crisis? Anyways... the next course of action was to find Presto a chick to match his new persona.. and what better way than a juicy assed black chick with a great set of natural big tits by the name of Simone.. now this chick had the hood attitude that PP emulated.. so it was on! I tell ya.. this chick was the epitome of a hoodrat.. ready to gulp a cock at the drop of a dime... unless that dime is for the po po's (police.. for my non-urban folk) haha.. I do admit.. that Simone's blowjob was a nasty as her projects.. and that's more than I could as for!! Who knows what PP'll show up next week.. but one thing's for sure.. there'll be a cocksucking, titty licking, round ass grabbing , sex filming fiasco just like this week.. ENJOY! The Dirty One..
When will people learn that no matter what kind of shit Ugs gets himself into.. there is no defeating the man!!!! I mean c'mon.. the fucker got hit by a car a few weeks back right.. and PP thought he could take advantage of the medicated Ugly and challenged him to a drinking contest! Needless to say.. Ugs won and PP had to deal with us picking up the most ghetto fabulous broad we could get our hands on... And then there was Trinity....So what if the first glimpse of this dominican/rican broad was her sifting thru a pile of clothes on the curb... haha... and so what if she was so ghetto that even Ugs was taken aback! This chick had spunk and was perfect for the job! PP tried to make a run for it.. but instead chose to honor his wager to the Ugliest one of 'em all! After snoring thru Trin's hard knock life sobb story and passing by an ATM.. it was a wrap! PP was so mean to this chick.. when she got on her knees to give Presto a cock wash with her tongue... he had trouble getting hard! After we were cleared for lift off.. the blowjob turned out better than we all thought cuz Preston was willing to shove his dick in her tight hood rat pussy! This chick had a great ass... guess it's all that govt. cheese.... and watching her butt cheeks ripple with every thrust was great.... I knew the fucking would be up to par... Ho's are usually good at that.... after walloping her visage with a bucketful of cum.. it was rib time! So after asking Trinity to take out the trash for us.. we rode off into the sunset... luckily for us the rocks that were heaved towards us didn't break a tail light or a window.. HA! Let this be a lesson to all of you out there.. never think you can outdrink Ugs.... he practices at spermbanks for goodness sake... YOU DON'T WANT NONE! Enjoy.. The Dirty One....
Oh hell ya! That chick Nautica was amazing! She had one of those thick black chick booties. What an ass on this girl. Jarrod laid that pipe. He put it on that girl. This girl was a nympho man. We met her going into some underground strip club/ swingers bar/ orgy party place. We didn't actually go in but there are a lot of places like that one in Miami and it's a great place to meet a freaky girl like Nautica. That girl liked the money but to be honest I think if I would have sweet talked her a bit more she would have done it for free. She was just in it for the sexual good time. For the most part anyway! So speaking about sexual. Sex with this girl was great. She was feeling my boy Blumkin. He hit it man. This girls tits were great too. I felt a bit guilty leaving her on the side of the road. I must say it was a classic. She was bitching because we were smoking in the car and she wanted some fresh air. I'm sure she got plenty of fresh air walking back to her car. It was about ten miles. Check her out in the trailer. You'll love what you see. Enjoy! -Sanchez