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Are you a fruity lady or a stinking frenchman? - 10-01-2008, 10:52 PM
Michelle, I sat outside your home last night, watching, waiting and weeping...as well as sifting through your dustbin.
Why did you come home at 5am? The door handle tasted of fags, booze and old 2 pence pieces.

Have you been chatting up other men? I thought you said I was the only man for you. It was right before I gave you $200 for 'services' but you said that you just needed the money to get your crusty thighs scraped and creosoted and then you said we would run away to Nebraska together.

Answer that you stinking frenchman...!!!!


P.s No Nebraskan's or Frenchmen were harmed in the writing of this post.
Nebraska is a wonderful place and every frenchman I've ever spoken to has been polite, courteous, didn't smell of sweat or garlic and was not at all arrogant, ignorant or self centered.

P.P.s Honestly now, The French rock and wish that UK people were similar especially when it comes to protesting against rogue governments...lol Angry french farmers, angry french truckers, angry french nuns.

Michelle...The angry, french nun.....crap, I think I've just answered my own question.......God, this glue is a bit strong....(sniff, cough, sniff, huff, huff, hufffff!!! cough!!!!..............)
   
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Michelle, I sat outside your home last night, watching, waiting and weeping...as well as sifting through your dustbin.
Why did you come home at 5am? The door handle tasted of fags, booze and old 2 pence pieces.

Have you been chatting up other men? I thought you said I was the only man for you. It was right before I gave you $200 for 'services' but you said that you just needed the money to get your crusty thighs scraped and creosoted and then you said we would run away to Nebraska together.

Answer that you stinking frenchman...!!!!


P.s No Nebraskan's or Frenchmen were harmed in the writing of this post.
Nebraska is a wonderful place and every frenchman I've ever spoken to has been polite, courteous, didn't smell of sweat or garlic and was not at all arrogant, ignorant or self centered.

P.P.s Honestly now, The French rock and wish that UK people were similar especially when it comes to protesting against rogue governments...lol Angry french farmers, angry french truckers, angry french nuns.

Michelle...The angry, french nun.....crap, I think I've just answered my own question.......God, this glue is a bit strong....(sniff, cough, sniff, huff, huff, hufffff!!! cough!!!!..............)
What is your favorite color?
   
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Turd brown.

Thats the last time I spill my heart out to a stinking french gigolo called michelle!!!!!
   
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Turd brown.

Thats the last time I spill my heart out to a stinking french gigolo called michelle!!!!!
That is a nice color.
Do you have any pets.Yes it is one of the last time he or she spill his or her heart out to a stinking french gigolo called michelle.
   
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10-01-2008, 11:06 PM
1100 1010011 BBZzzzz Error 110001010011
Memory address exception #2A34B #1C42D
01101 111100 1010.......Pop!

Boredom is a strange, strange thing!!!!

Right I'm off to scratch my arse, bye!
   
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1100 1010011 BBZzzzz Error 110001010011
Memory address exception #2A34B #1C42D
01101 111100 1010.......Pop!

Boredom is a strange, strange thing!!!!

Right I'm off to scratch my arse, bye!
What is your real name?
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about 1100 1010011 BBZzzzz Error 110001010011 Memory address exception #2A34B #1C42D01101 111100 1010.
I think Boredom is more than that.
Until next time .
   
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Chicken.........
   
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Chicken.........
Why did the chicken cross the road?
   
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Why did they?
   
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Why did they?
I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
   
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