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Baseball in Heaven - 07-22-2007, 04:01 AM

Here's one of my favorite jokes, hope you enjoy it too . . .


Two very good friends, Chris and Matt, love baseball. They've played together their whole lives. As they are now getting older, they make a pact that when one of them dies, they will go to heaven, come back down and tell the other if there is baseball in heaven. Years later Chris dies, goes to Heaven and comes back down:

Chris: Matt, I've been to Heaven and i have good news and bad news.

Matt: OK, give me the good news first.

Chris: There is baseball in Heaven

Matt: That's great, what could possibly be the bad news?

Chris: You're pitching tomorrow.
   
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Cool 07-22-2007, 08:07 AM

Hehehehe, damn!! That's a crappy way of tellin someone they're about to die. Good joke!!
   
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