A Girl, a Gyno & a Big Hole

[Goober]

A Girl, a Gyno & a Big Hole

A girl is worried about the size of her vagina so she goes to the gyno's to have it looked at. The gyno instructs her to lay down on the exam bed and he positions himself between her legs. He takes a peek and nearly falls off his chair. "Oh my God!" he screams ... "This is the biggest Vagina I've ever seen!" The girl is embarrased and doesn't know what to say so she gets dressed and goes home. All the way home she can't stop thinking about what the gyno said and she wonders what all the fuss is about. When she gets home she decides to have a look for herself. She strips naked, puts a mirror on the floor and straddles herself over it. She has a good look from every angle, moving side to side and twisting herself like a contortionist over the mirror. All of a sudden the door opens and her husband walks in, home early from work. Shocked by what he sees, he says to her "What the fu*k are you doing?" With her legs spread wide and her hands on her hips, she thinks quickly and replies "oh ... I'm just ... practicing some dance moves." The husband looks at her anxiously, pointing to the floor and he says ... "Well, just watch out for that big fu*ken hole in the floor!"