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The Power of True Faith - 04-03-2007, 12:53 AM
Two Transylvanian nuns are driving back to the convent one evening when a vampire leaps out into the middle of the road just up ahead.
Sister Eugenia slams on the brakes.
"Quick, Sister Constance," she cries, "Show him your cross..."
Obediently, Sister Constance leans out of the window:
"Oi, Toothy! Fuck off out the way before I twat you one!"
   
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04-06-2007, 05:40 AM
I dont get it!!! ahhhhH!!!!
   
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04-06-2007, 12:47 PM
Don't panic, Rbk - it's just a dumb pun.

"Show him your cross (ie display your crucifix)"

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"Show him you're cross (ie demonstrate your anger)"

See? Sorry - it is a bit of a silly one.
   
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04-06-2007, 02:42 PM
Oh, now I got it.
   
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04-07-2007, 11:39 AM
lol i didn't get it either
   
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04-09-2007, 05:11 AM
Must be why I never get attacked by vampires.
   
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nice i got it
   
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