Ive got one

[mysterio902]

I heard this many years ago, as a kid, and still remember it. Its dirty so be warned hehe. A Polish mother goes to the docter with her three kids. The docter tell her "your kids need more Iron in their system." So she goes to the store and buys metal BB gun bullets. She puts it in their food and the next day arrives. The smallest child says "mommy, mommy, I went poo and metal stuff came out." The mother replies "Thats ok, it's supposed to happen. The middle child arrives and says "mom, I took a piss and metal came out" again she says "Thats ok, its supposed to happen. The eldest son comes up to her and says "Yo, mom, I was jacking off in the backyard and I shot the dog."

[ekorui]

HILARIOUS!!!

One of the best I've heard

[mysterio902]

	Quote:			Originally Posted by ekorui
	HILARIOUS!!! One of the best I've heard

hehe thanks :P