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A few Michael Jackson jokes. -
09-03-2006, 03:10 AM
Old I know but hey I just rememberd them...
Q:How do you know its bed time at the MJ residence?? A: When the big hand touches the little hand. Q:What does MJ and Walmart have in common ?? A: Boys pants 1/2 off! Q:What does MJ and McDonalds have in common?? A:They stick thier 40 y/o meat in 6 y/o buns!! For the hell of it why did osama divorce all of his wifes ?? Cause everytime he looked up thier skirt he saw bush!!! ahhahaha O god help me  _-_PsyCl0ne_-_ I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. When it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
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02-11-2007, 07:33 AM
What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Little Boy Blew. Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson. ***** What Michael Jackson song lyrics were inspired by an actual conversation between him and a 10 year old boy? A: "The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!" |
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02-11-2007, 07:36 AM
Ok two more, man this is old school, we should do a Hellen Keller archive as well
Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning? He ate a nine year old wiener What do Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common? Both get turned on by kids What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision? Foreplay |
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02-11-2007, 10:45 AM
Lol, damn that's cold. But not to take things too seriously, I remember watching Robin Williams doing a stand-up on Broadway. There's a dvd for it, and in one of his routines, he said something about Michael Jackson. Now, for those who aren't aware, Michael Jackson's home is built almost like the Disneyland Theme Park. I mean he's got his mansion and all, but he also has like a mini-zoo and mini-version of Disneyland filled with a few rides. Well, Robin Williams said this, "You must be this tall to ride Michael." And the crowd is laughing but also going "Lollll, ohhhhhhhhhh!!!!!" So yeah, that was a pretty good laugh. Just thought I should share it.
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