>>A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them
> suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground.
>>
>> He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
>>
>> The other redneck whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
>>
>> He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"
>>
>> The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and
>> follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."
>>
>> There is a silence...... and then a shot is heard.
>>
>> The redneck's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?