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joke! - 07-18-2005, 05:22 AM

>>A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them
> suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground.
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>> He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
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>> The other redneck whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
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>> He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"
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>> The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and
>> follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."
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>> There is a silence...... and then a shot is heard.
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>> The redneck's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?
   
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07-18-2005, 01:31 PM

lol... I've heard that one before, but it's an oldie but goldie


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08-11-2006, 06:26 AM

LOL
thats a good one
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Very nice one indeed.
   
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