You may be a Taliban if...

MurrayH · **You may be a Taliban if... -** 10-30-2009, 03:05 AM

"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your ass with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in only two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cellphones have usesother than setting offroadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbour's goat.

slimshanks69 · 10-30-2009, 03:10 AM

They are backwards fuckers!!

holaschaus · 10-30-2009, 05:06 AM

	Quote:			Originally Posted by MurrayH
	2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 8. You were amazed to discover that cellphones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

Haha, this are the best ones!

jamboogy · 10-31-2009, 05:51 PM

5. You think vests come in only two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

HA hilarious!

MaxRabbit · 10-31-2009, 06:56 PM

Good ones!

smahl · 11-02-2009, 11:59 AM

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

Well, I guess this forum just got on their list...

Thanks, funny stuff!

zerogravity · 11-02-2009, 12:04 PM

Hehehe funny stuff my friend.