You know your an Extreme redneck when...

[Pocketlint]

You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table
in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending
on how much gas is in it.

3.. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.

5 You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.'

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care...

10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner
are 'Gentlemen, start your engines. '

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house
exploded right off its wheels.

12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more
teeth than your spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to
get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because
there's a law against it.

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting
your wife drunk...

[holaschaus]

	Quote:			Originally Posted by Pocketlint
	5 You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean. 16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

ROFL at these 2.

Here's mine:
18. You haven't ever payed an electricity bill.

[bingo]

LOL good list. I like the ¨2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending
on how much gas is in it¨.

[Jamal718]

LOL!!! I like 12, and 16, 16 was the best one