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Viagra overdose - 07-21-2009, 05:06 AM

A woman complained to her doctor that her husband never wanted sex anymore. He gave her a bottle of Viagra pills, telling her to put them into her husband's drink and her husband would be recharged! The woman was filled with doubt, but she put one pill in his drink that evening anyway.

That night they made passionate love! The next night she put two viagra's in his drink and later the sex was astronomical!

The next night she said, "What the hell!", and dumped the whole bottle of pills in his drink! Sometime later, the doctor called to check on his patient's progress. The woman's son answered the phone. When the doctor asked how everyone was doing, the boy replied:

"Mom's dead, Sis left home, the maid's pregnant, my butt hurts and my Dad is outside yelling butt-naked in the front yard, 'HERE KITTY, KITTY, KITTY!'"
   
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07-21-2009, 09:47 AM

That's wrong and hilarious.


It should go without saying not to post my shit elsewhere.

Circumference...yeah, think about it.
   
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09-27-2009, 01:08 PM

what a awful........ gr8 man, funny i read this before and fall down laughing
   
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