3 Construction Workers

smokeraven · **3 Construction Workers -** 07-13-2009, 07:08 AM

One day, three construction workers were having lunch on the 37th floor of their current job site, and they each took their first bite of their sandwiches when the first one piped up:

"Ugh, ham and swiss cheese again? This is the third time this week i've had ham and swiss for lunch, if I get it again tomorrow, i'm gonna jump!"

Then the second construction worker said:

"God dammit! Roast beef again? This is the third time this week i've had roast beef for lunch, if I get it again tomorrow, i'm gonna jump!"

Then the third construction worker replied:

"Yuck, Peanut Butter and Jam again? This is the third time this week i've had peanut butter and jam for lunch, if I get it again tomorrow, i'm gonna jump!"

So they finished their lunch and resumed working for that day, however, the next day at lunch, they gathered on the same floor to eat their lunches when the first worker yelled:

"Dammit! Ham and Swiss again!" and jumped off the building, then the second worker yelled:

"Shit! Roast Beef again!" and jumped off the building, then the third worker yelled:

"Fuck! PB and J again!" so he jumped off the building, all three died at the scene, when the police went to the frst worker's house, they asked his wife "Did your husband have any reason to committ suicide?"

"No" the first worker's wife replied, "To my knowledge, he was perfectly happy"

Then the cops went to the second worker's house and asked the same question to the second worker's wife, "No" the second worker's wife answered, "He seemed perfectly fine every day this week"

The cops went to the third worker's house...he lived alone, he made his own lunch