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Talking Just won the lottery - 06-08-2009, 07:53 PM

This woman comes home ecstatic one day and tells her husband, "Honey
pack your bags! I just won the LOTTERY!!!"

Her husband is elated and asks, "What should I pack? Clothes for the
beach? Clothes for skiing?

The woman says, "I don't care just get the hell out!!"
   
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ha ha good ending!
   
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lol.. quick thinking !!!



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haha nice ending!
   
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LOL, pretty funny
   
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Ah, that's very good.
   
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That would be my kind of luck !!!!!!
   
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lol
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pretty old
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Great joke, thanks very much for the laugh


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