Disaster to A football Team

[JJJ]

A football team loses their star player Roger Dicks, cause of an injury, Newspaper headline the nest day – “Home Team to Play without Dicks”.

The manger calls up the newspaper and demands an apology, The editor changes the headline to – “Team to Play With Dicks Out”

[mrducky34]

from bad to worse...

[chester3833]

lol this is fucking halarious

[thecrunked]

good stuff

[markanders]

Not quite football but:
In a perfectly accurate summary of the next ball of an over in cricket one of the commentators, Brian Johnston, was famously quoted saying: "The batsman's Holding the bowler's Willey". As it turned out the batsman was Michael Holding and the bowler was Peter Willey.

But I like yours better. It made the newspaper.

[Ultimation]

Manipulation of words change everything. LOLS