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9 words women use lol might be a oldy - 06-10-2008, 03:06 PM

Nine words women use...
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2.)Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.)Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.)That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a wom a n
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying f.......you
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!
   
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06-10-2008, 03:09 PM

Thanks for this great joke

I almost pissed my pants reading it

I especially like #8... took me a while to realize she was telling me to "fuck off."
   
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06-11-2008, 03:33 PM

Heard something simmilar but its much longer than this. Thanks for the laugh
   
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06-17-2008, 07:54 AM

LOL i have heard every single one of these statements and they are very true. I wish I knew this stuff earlier.
   
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06-18-2008, 04:37 AM

4 and 8 is SO hilarious!!! These are so true when concerning people like me.
   
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08-14-2008, 02:13 AM

not too bad... im inclined to show this to my girlfriend.... just so i can smack her if she starts laughin...
   
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08-14-2008, 08:16 AM

funny lol
   
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08-14-2008, 08:48 AM

funny lol


But I do know one thing though, bitches, they come they go
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08-14-2008, 08:49 AM

Loving all of them. Thx for the post.




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08-14-2008, 11:53 AM

thats so true

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