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Frogs For Sale - 11-24-2007, 04:01 AM

Man walking down the street noticed a street vendor with a sign FROGS FOR SALE.. "greatest blow job you will ever have”. The man approached and the vendor said, trust me, these frogs give the best blow job you will ever get. The man proceeded home with his new purchase. About 3am the man’s wife was awakened by strange noises and a light coming from the kitchen. She arose to investigate. When she looked in the kitchen she was amazed to see pots and pans scattered all over, cookbooks opened, her husband frying a steak, and the frog up on the counter watching her husband. She asked "what the hell are you doing”. He replied "as soon as I teach this frog to cook.......you`re outa here!!
   
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11-26-2007, 02:13 AM

jajajajaj its good
   
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11-26-2007, 03:10 AM

lol that is a good one
   
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rofl thats a good one


   
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12-06-2007, 09:53 PM

nice one indeed.




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lol, pity for wife
   
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12-11-2007, 10:10 PM

I need me a pet frog!!
   
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lol awesome joke.
   
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