magic dildo....

[justforsl682]

A man was about to leave home on a business trip but didn't trust his gorgeous, sex addicted wife to stay faithful while he was away. The day before he had sought out a mystical sex shop and purchased a magic dildo. The shop owner said that all someone need do is say "Magic dildo" followed by a body area and the dildo will go to that spot and give them unimaginable pleasure until you say "magic dildo return to your box".

So he hands his wife the dildo and explains to her how to use it, he kissed her goodbye and left to catch his plane. Not long passes until the wife is desperate for sex, she holds up the dildo and says "magic dildo my pussy" BOOM! holy lord she couldn't believe it, it was absolutely amazing.

So she writhes around with pleasure for a few hours until she's had enough and says "magic dildo return to your box".....Well nothing happens, it turns out her husband threw the box out earlier that day forgetting it's importance so the dildo had nowhere to return to and continued to pleasure her.

She panicked, got dressed, went to her car and started off for the hospital. Her driving was all over the place, swerving across lanes as if she was drunk, she couldn't help it, the dildo was making it impossible for her to sit still and concentrate. So a police car notices her eratic driving and takes pursuit. He flashes his lights and she pulls over and waits for the policeman to walk up to her car, all the while still writhing around uncontrollably with pleasure.

"Your driving was a little eratic back their ma'am, can you tell me why you are in such a hurry?" So she explains to him the story of her husband giving her the magic dildo and where she was going so fast.
"Do you think I'm some kind of idiot ma'am? Pffft magic dildo my ass........

[Hasu]

rofl i really had to laugh ^^