Q & As

[happy173]

Q: What's the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball?
A: A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball

Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A: Full.

Q: Do you know why they call it a Wonder Bra?
A: When you take it off, you wonder where her tits went.

Q: How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
A: Put a nipple on it.

Q: How is pubic hair like parsley?
A: You push it to the side before you start eating.

Q: What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
A: Spit, swallow and gargle.

Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life?
A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."

Q: What have men and floor tiles got in common?
A: If you lay them properly, you can walk on them for the rest of your life!

Q: How do you know if a guy has a high sperm count?
A: His girlfriend has to chew before swallowing!

Q: What's the similarity between getting a blow job from an eighty year old and walking a tightrope?
A: In both cases, you don't really want to look down.

Q: Why isn't George Michael allowed to vote?
A: He can't go into a cubicle alone.

[Speed Daemon]

haha...like that floor tile one.

[bagger]

Like the one with the wonder Bra!!!!