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A parking story enjoy - 04-06-2003, 12:54 PM

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking
ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him
a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for me having worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse s**t. He finished
the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important...


someone give me a beer or learn me to be a ... what the heck give me another beer
   
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04-06-2003, 12:56 PM

Nice one, have to try this with the Klingon police once!!!
If my buddy has parked his car!!!


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04-06-2003, 01:17 PM

Excellent one, thanx.
   
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04-06-2003, 01:42 PM

There's a TV advert on this theme in the UK. hehe


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04-06-2003, 02:13 PM

Will remember that next time I see my ex-wife's car parked someplace it shouldn't be.
   
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