For Tweety

[happy173]

Take care and hope that you are feeling better

1 star hangover (*)

No pain. No real feeling of illness. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 10 sodas and still feel this way. You are craving a steak bomber and a side of gravy fries.

2 star hangover (**)

No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you chug is only irritating your rumbling gut, which is craving a rootie tootie fresh and fruity pancake breakfast from IHOP. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels.

3 star hangover (***)

Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the random gin shots you did with your alcoholic friends after the bouncer 86'd you at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if you were in your bed with a dozen donuts and a meatball sub watching the E! fashion awards. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 Snapples and a liter of diet coke -- yet you haven't peed once.

4 star hangover (****)

Life sucks. Your head is throbbing and you can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving, (girls, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars). Your eyes look like one big vein and your hair style makes you look like a reject from the class picture of Revere High, '76.

5 star hangover (*****) AKA "Dante's 4th Circle of Hell."

You have a second heartbeat in your head which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva, so your tongue is suffocating you. Death seems pretty good right now. You definitely don't remember who you were with, where you were, what you drank, and why there is a stranger still sleeping in your bed at your house.

6 star hangover (******) otherwise known as the "Infinite Nutsmacker"

You wake up on your bathroom floor. For about 2 seconds you look at the ceiling, wondering if the cool refreshing feeling on your cheek is the bathroom tile or your puke from 5 hours ago. It is amazing how your roommate was as drunk as you, but somehow manages to get up before you the next morning....You try to lift your head. Not an option. It is when you turn your head too quickly only to smell the funk of 13 packs of cigarettes in your hair, and suddenly you realize you were smoking, but not ultra
lights...some jackass handed you Marlboro reds, and you smoked them like it was your second full time job. You look in the mirror only to see remnants of the stamp "Ready to Rock" faintly atop your forehead...... that explains the stamp on the back of your hand that has magically appeared on your forehead by alcoholic osmosis. You have to be to work in t-minus 14 minutes and 32 seconds and the only thing you can think of wearing is your "hello kitty" pajamas and your slippers.

[Tweety]

Thanks for that..LOL
I don't think i've been a "six star" for a few years at least. Infact I think the last time was my stag night.

There was the "back flips" into the pool in Cuba with some Canadian girlies but that was a 4 star i think cos i was pissed for two weeks and never really got to the hangover bit.

The party at my bro's was a 7 star I think. The hangover didn't go for 3 days. My wife stopped breathing twice and i had to scoop the vomit from her mouth with my fingers. But those days are long gone. I was 21 i think......she drank a pint of vodka in one go. LOL

Most weekends it a 3 and ever so occasionally its 5 but then again i can never remember where i've been or what i was doing even when i'm sober.

There is the time lapse video of me at my mothers at christmas (i got the camera for christmas for myself) drinking an entire litre of vodka over the space of the day. Rather entertaining as i slowly undressed throughout the day down to my boxer shorts by 10pm. All on video at my mothers house,,,nice. What a lovely boy you have mom.

BTW: why does everyone think i have a drink problem. 4 bottles of red wine a week is OK,,,surely it is,,,,well i hope it is. I don't drink in pubs usually only at home or whilst eating.

Ps clean bill of health off the Doctor except for the Virus. Blood pressure going down..he said "its the virus causing that".

[Ben Turpin]

hehe, Tweety.. no one thinks you have a problem

We just enjoy your alchohol-fuelled ramblings on the weekends... gives SS and edge over the other boards

Glad to hear you ain't dying on us mate

[Tweety]

So does being a alcohol fuelled Duck make me tax exempt. Like these gas powered cars get away with it cos the're enviromentally "green".

Anyhow i'm not green i'm YELLOW. I'm gonna lobby the government for "tax relief for Ducks". Sign up below if you think this is a just cause............hehe

[nobody]

Liked the 6 star hangover he he

[bagger]

I don't have a drinking problem either...
I drink, get drunk, fall down, NO PROBLEM!!!!

	Quote:
	Originally posted by Tweety So does being a alcohol fuelled Duck make me tax exempt. Like these gas powered cars get away with it cos the're enviromentally "green".

Damn this would be so much funnier if I could post it inline, but such is not the case, so perhaps this covers all bases.

[Tweety]

@SaxonViolins
I think i'm in LOVE............

It is very funny....where ever did you find it? Its just so right on the mark

[Ben Turpin]

haha.. nice link Saxon

Tweety's chosen mode of transport for sure

[Speed Daemon]

Wonder how many quacks per gallon it gets...or might that be litres?