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Heres one for ya. - 04-05-2007, 02:52 AM

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in he realizes it's a gay bar.

"What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of
your willy?"

The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."

The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the
name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just
Do It.'

That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really
Satisfies."

The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a
second to think it over.

So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer,
"Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"

The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."

The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it
takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"

A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happen to
be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?"

The first man turns to h! im and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because "'Quality
is Job One" Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"

The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!'

And gives a wink!

Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up
with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and

exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer."

The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, with a puzzled look asks,
"Why Secret?"

The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!!
   
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04-05-2007, 05:13 AM

Haha. Not bad!
   
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04-05-2007, 07:08 AM

hehe, nice one.
   
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04-17-2007, 06:39 AM

not too shabby
   
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04-17-2007, 06:47 AM

lol i got a good laugh.
   
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04-17-2007, 11:02 AM

Rofl, that was awesome.
   
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that was fine
   
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Bahaha, that was good.
   
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haha , I lol'd
   
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lol thats great
   
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