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Funny Joke - 03-26-2007, 09:00 PM

A woman was at home, happily jumping on her bed and squealing
with delight,
when her husband walked in. He stood, watching her for a while,
and then
asked, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?

What's the matter with you?"

The woman continued to bounce on the bed and said, "I don't
care. I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor
says I have the breasts of an 18-year-old."

The husband then asked, "What did he say about your 56-year-old
ass?"

"Your name never came up," she replied.
   
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Cool 03-26-2007, 09:25 PM

Hehehe, oooooooooooo. Sucks for the husband. Good one Diveladder!! Nice!!
   
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