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A woman was at home, happily jumping on her bed and squealing
with delight,
when her husband walked in. He stood, watching her for a while,
and then
asked, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?
What's the matter with you?"
The woman continued to bounce on the bed and said, "I don't
care. I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor
says I have the breasts of an 18-year-old."
The husband then asked, "What did he say about your 56-year-old
ass?"