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Talking Mr Bagger - 03-30-2003, 07:48 PM
Dunno if you have seen these. Live Long and Prosper

Now, straight from the Klingon home world...

What do Klingon's call mud wrestling?
Foreplay.

What do you call Klingon sex?
Painful.

What else do you call Klingon sex?
Dangerous.

What's the three, all-time favorite romantic Earth songs in the Klingon Empire?

You Always Hurt the One You Love.
Hurts So Good.
Hit Me With Your Best Shot.

What does a Klingon call a phaser?
Strategy.

What does a Klingon call a starship?
Diplomacy.

What do they do with the burnt-out bulb?
Execute it for failure.

How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Klingons aren't afraid of the dark.

What do they do to the Klingon who changes the bulb?
Execute him for cowardice.

Why did the Klingon cross the Neutral Zone?
It's none of your damn business!
   
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03-30-2003, 07:50 PM
HAHAHA nice one

but what do you call a guy who tells klingon jokes?
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03-30-2003, 10:44 PM
Hmmm, I did not understand them all, but Congrats my friend!!!!!
I like the one of Victoria too!!!!!!
No problem, we continue!!!
I prefer the one with the neutral zone, but I think you have too watch:

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Star Trek VII: Generations
Star Trek VIII: First Contact
Star Trek IX: Insurrection
Star Trek X: Nemesis

Then you will see we are allready onehundredyears in coallition with the federation!!!

'I can see you 'Kirk', can you see me??!!'

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03-30-2003, 10:45 PM
The one who tells jokes about a Klingon, we call a Human!!!

Joke!! LOL!!!

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03-30-2003, 10:50 PM
Resistance is Futile!!!!

(Where did I heard this one before!!!)

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03-31-2003, 09:55 AM
Good one's happy...pressing your luck a bit, though...
   
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LOL...........

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04-03-2003, 08:36 AM
lmao!! Easy there hapy... bagger is not 1 2 upset!!

I swear to god Michelle, just say it one more time...
   
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ha ha - very good happy - thanks
   
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eh... Star Trek jokes... I'm scared AIIII
   
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