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Finally a joke with a punch line I didn't see coming! - 03-13-2007, 05:16 PM

The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first
time we had sex together over fifty years ago?
We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence
and I made love to you."
"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can
do it for old time's sake?"
"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all
this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see
these two old-timers having sex against a
fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he
follows them.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by
walking sticks.
Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.
The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.
As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.
Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching
policeman has ever seen.
This goes on for about ten minutes. Both are making loud noises and moaning
and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life
and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple
struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The Policeman, still watching thinks, this was truly amazing. He thinks,
I've got to ask them what their secret is.
As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something
else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of
secret to this?"






The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
   
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03-13-2007, 06:42 PM

didn't see it coming either, not as funny as i had hoped.
   
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03-18-2007, 07:36 AM

Didnt see that coming either. Kinda weird. Electric fences hurt.
   
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03-26-2007, 05:47 PM

Hehehe good one
   
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03-26-2007, 06:15 PM

That's a good one, didn't see that ending coming.
   
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03-26-2007, 07:11 PM

hmm... nice one...
   
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03-26-2007, 08:17 PM

lol good joke ;D
   
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03-26-2007, 08:21 PM

good one hehe
   
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03-30-2007, 01:03 AM

lol that was pretty funny
   
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03-30-2007, 07:24 AM

Finally something fresh, im so sick of hearing the same old jokes!
   
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