Funny stuff gauranteed

garthon · **Funny stuff gauranteed -** 03-21-2003, 01:14 AM

A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day, when the man was over, her son was hiding in the closet unbeknownst to her. Suddenly her husband came home early and she hid the man in the closet. The little boy looks at the man and says, "Dark in here."
"Yup," replies the man.
"I gotta baseball," says the boy.
"Great," replied the man.
"Wanna buy it?" asked the boy.
"Why would I want to do that?" the man asked back.
"Isn't that my Dad out there?"
"How much?"
"$250."

The next week the same senario arises. The litle boy is hiding in the closet when the husband comes home early. Again the wife hides the man in her closet.
"Dark in here."
"Yeah..."
"I gotta glove."
Remembering the boys tricks the man asks, "How Much?"
"$750"

That next weekend the boys father asks him to get his ball and glove to go play catch. The little boys says,"Can't I sold them"
"For how much?" asks the father.
"$1000 bucks"
The boys father is stunned. He berates the child for taking advantage of his friends and insists that the boy go to confessional right away to atone for his sins. So he drags the little boy into the church and marches him up to the confessional both. The boys steps in, the partition opens, and the little boys says,"Dark in here."
"Don't start that shit again kid," replied the priest.

**Speed Daemon** · 03-21-2003, 10:11 AM

I like it!

happy173 · 03-21-2003, 07:11 PM

LOL!!!

spuggy · 03-21-2003, 10:03 PM

good joke, garthon!

garthon · 03-22-2003, 12:21 AM

Gotta be funny til I learn how to hack...hehe

gfedcba · 03-22-2003, 04:47 AM

LOL.......that's a good joke....

zanzil · 03-22-2003, 10:48 AM

hehehe

WildGuns · 03-22-2003, 11:47 AM

Hehehhe.... heard it a lil diff last time but still funny ^_^