one(or two) liners

palamon · **one(or two) liners -** 02-14-2007, 02:32 PM

Hello chaps , the idea is short jokes, the type stand up comics used to reel off
in quick succession,
here's a couple of starters:

How do Pinochio and his bird make love?
She sits on his face and he tells lies.

The difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.(Already posted that but it's always good for a re-run)

Bloke goes to see a doctor;
Bloke

octor , i've got got a strawberry growing out of my head!
Doctor: Here's some cream to put on it.

Same bloke , same doctor a week later;
Doctor: I've some bad news for you, you have only three minutes left to live
Bloke: Three minutes! but can't you do anything for me!
Doctor: Well, I can make you a boiled egg if you like.

Pal

Mousymogul · 02-14-2007, 08:02 PM

Guy goes to the doctor I have good news and bad news...
Guy - Whats the good news?
Doctor - You have 24 hours to live.
Guy - What, thats good news? Whats the bad news?
Doctor - I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

palamon · 02-15-2007, 02:54 PM

nice one mousy,i'll add it to my rep
pal