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[lostinsleep]

Two elderly ladies are walking through a zoo. They come across the
> > > gorillas, and after a while they notice that the male gorilla has a
> > > massive erection. The ladies are fascinated by this. Finally, one of
> the
> > > women just can't bear it any longer and she reaches into the cage to
> > > touch it.
> > >
> > > Suddenly, the gorilla grabs her, drags her into the cage and mates
> with
> > > her for six hours non-stop! When he's done, the gorilla throws the
> woman back out of the cage. An ambulance is called and the woman is taken
> away to the hospital.
> > >
> > > A few days later her friend visits her and asks: "Are you hurt?"
> > >
> > > "Am I hurt?" she answers. "Am I hurt? Wouldn't you be?
> > > He doesn't write, he doesn't call, he hasn't sent me flowers......

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