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Talking Tickle me Elmo - 03-20-2003, 08:18 PM

A woman was hired to work in the toy factory where elmo is assembled. She was advised of her duties, shown to her station and left to her task.

Later that same afternoon a fellow imployee went to the formen and advise him that she didn't think the new hire had what it took to complete the job; and the production line was coming to a halt.

The formen rushed to the work floor and as he approched he noticed a large strip of the same type of material Elmo was made from and a huge vat of marbles; and elmo dolls jamed on the conveyer.

Pearing over her shoulder he saw the woman maticulusly taking a small piece of cloth putting two marbles in it and sewing it between the dolls legs.

Having seen enough the forman said...

"I told you to give every Elmo Two-Test-Tickles"


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