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Talking I love lawyers - 03-14-2003, 08:37 PM



A Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a
room to meet with his former accountant.
The Godfather asks the accountant, "Where is the 3 million bucks
you embezzled from me?" The accountant does not answer.
The Godfather asks again, "Where is the 3 million bucks you
embezzled from me?"
The attorney interrupts, "Sir, the man is a deaf mute and cannot
understand you, but I can interpret for you."
The Godfather says, "Well ask him where my damm money is!" The attorney, using sign language, asks the accountant where the 3 million dollars is.
The accountant signs back, "I don't know what you are talking
about."
The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He doesn't know what
you are talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a 9 millimeter pistol, puts it to the
temple of the accountant, cocks the trigger and says, "Ask him
again where my damn money is!"
The attorney signs to the accountant, "He wants to know where
it is!"
The accountant signs back, "OK! OK! OK! The money is hidden in
a brown suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!"
The Godfather says, "Well....what did he say?"

The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He says...go to hell...
...that you don't have the guts to pull the trigger
   
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03-15-2003, 04:09 AM

lol, i love that joke, an old one but still very good
   
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03-15-2003, 07:00 AM

Still funny the sceond time round thanks happy.


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03-15-2003, 07:28 AM

Nice Thanks!!


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LOL!
   
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03-16-2003, 12:38 PM

Quote:
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Still funny the sceond time round thanks happy.
How true siggy... this one was worth the share!! Thanks again happy!!


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03-16-2003, 05:17 PM

very funny joke there.....thanks for sharing some humour


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03-17-2003, 10:12 PM

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here's a short one in reply:

A Man goes to the most expensive lawyer in the world and asks; 'How much do you charge?'
The lawyer replies; 'I charge a thousand dollars for 2 questions. Now what's your second question.'
   
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