LoNg OnE or ThE sHoRt One!!!

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All Men have One...
I have one !!!
Your husband will have one !!!
Your mother uses your father's one !!!

And your auntie uses your uncle's one !!!
A married lady would acquire one !!!
But a divorced lady would lose her one !!!

A Pope doesn't use his one !!!
Lee Kuan Yew has a short-short one !!!
Mao Ze Dong had a hairy one !!!

Lord Krishna had a long-long one !!!
Arnold Schwarzenneger has a longer one !!!
Michael J. Fox has a shorter one !!!
Madonna doesn't have one !!!

The Chinese usually have short ones !!!
The Pakistanis usually have long ones !!!
While the Arabs have even longer ones!!!
After your marriage your husband will give you his one !!!


Longer or shorter you have to take his one !!!

Are you afraid of taking a LONG one !?!?!?


Do you want a SHORT one !?!?!?!


How long do you want !?!?!?!


Which one is your preferred one?
Long one or short one


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What you are thinking of ?

Are you sure ?


Its your Surname ..,

What where u thinking of ???
U Dirty Mind !!

Hmm...

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Right... Well... Kinda funny but not enough to bring a smile.