Sick of St Valentine's Day????

[happy173]

Lets cut to the chase

Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over, love
You're about to get fisted

Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cos here comes my willy

Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
and wiggle a bit

Roses are red
Violets are finer
Chickens are fowl
just like your vagina

Roses are red
it's elementary
Let's call up a friend
and try double-entry

Roses are empty
Violets are hollow
Get it in your mouth, babe
And make sure you swallow

Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you love it up the shitter

[oldskool]

Thanks mate, cetainly made me laugh but my girlfriend would kill me if I put one of those in her card this year.

[miked10270]

Just to balance out Valentines day...

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Regards,

Mike.

[to®us]

LOL

[listboxes]

lol. Nah my valentines day.. rocked..