Gay day mate

**mitch-m** · **Gay day mate -** 01-04-2003, 03:43 AM

Now these are just jokes so if there are any gay members it all in fun.

Q. Whats the differce in between a gay man and a microwave?
A. A microwave doesn't brown your meat!

Two gays are driving down the street when they see a dog on the side of the road licking his prick. "I sure wish I could do that," said the one gay. To which the other replied:
"Don't you think you ought to pet him first??"

Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other, "Hey, whaddya say we go in there & get shit-faced?"
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Pearly Gate Saint Peter was waiting for him. After reviewing his records Saint Peter decided to let him in. "Follow me," he said, opening the gate and walking in.
After some walk, Saint Peter's keys accidentally fell on the ground. Unaware, he bent over to pick up the keys. That was something the gay man just couldn't resist, so he jumped on him and did his thing.

Saint Peter was furious. "If you do that again, you'll go straight to hell! Follow me, we're almost there."

After some more Peter dropped his keys again, and again, the gay man jumped on him. Saint Peter was even more furious than before, but decided to give the gay guy one last chance.

Again they walk and for the third time Saint Peter drops his keys, so he bends over and picks them up. The gay guy, having no self control jumps on him. Saint Peter is now fed up and sends the gay guy straight to hell.

A few weeks later, Saint Peter goes down to hell for his routine inspection, but this time something is wrong. It is freezing, no fire, no lava and in one corner, he finds the devil lying under a stack of blankets freezing his ass off.

"Why is it so goddamned cold down here?" Saint Peter asks.

"I'm afraid to bend over for firewood!" the devil replied

Q. What do you call a lesbian with thick fingers?
A. Well-hung.