Firstly, let me say I am absolutely not drunk right now, and no, the reason I don't have like a million grammar mistakes is not because my browser fixes them all automaticality
So, that being said and rooting inside you the thought that I might be drunk, but you are not exactly sure, so what will happen now is that I will explain what I want from you with all my fancy words. what?
sorry, lost my train (choo choo) of thought.
To the point!
I am here by, or is it hereby, starting my own Michelle robot service. just post your replies here and my special auto reply (with the delay of me not being around to type) will auto (manually) answer your questions.
Some rules:
1. Long arsed questions will be replied with the combination of the words:
"Fuck" and "You"
I am not about to read scrolls of words like I am making you do right now. ha ha
2. You can curse at me and say anything you want, but don't over do it to a point you think can really annoy me, because I do have ban powers and last I've heard, the board was closed for new registrations.
Anywho, let's get this boat on the road.