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Taxicab Confessions - 10-08-2009, 12:46 AM

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."
   
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10-09-2009, 04:34 AM

ROFL this is good!
Although i think it should go in the jokes section


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10-12-2009, 04:03 PM

Roflol! Good one! hahahaha

So he got 5$ after all :P


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10-12-2009, 07:56 PM

hahah thats actually extremely funny
   
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10-13-2009, 05:31 AM

heard it before but still funny


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10-13-2009, 05:42 AM

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So he got 5$ after all :P
Actually, it isn't clear whether the girl accepted the proposal or not. So, you can't just assume she did. Maybe she went home walking all the way :P


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10-13-2009, 02:26 PM

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Actually, it isn't clear whether the girl accepted the proposal or not. So, you can't just assume she did. Maybe she went home walking all the way :P
true... but I think she took it :P


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