How to get your friend laid

ubahak · **How to get your friend laid -** 10-07-2009, 04:11 AM

My friend is 26 and I'm pretty certain he's still a virgin.

I think that I should assist him in getting laid otherwise I doubt he'll
be serious about finding a girl. He just doesn't know what he's missing out on.

Any tips?

**dobbs** · 10-07-2009, 08:56 AM

get him a hooker.

.....are you sure he likes girls?

Metavenger · 10-07-2009, 07:22 PM

or that he's not asexual? XD

**JJJ** · 10-07-2009, 07:30 PM

Present him with a porn magazine, if he likes it, get him with a girl, if he doesn't, well, you gotta do what you gotta do

AwesomeReaper · 10-07-2009, 09:29 PM

	Quote:			Originally Posted by JJJ
	Present him with a porn magazine, if he likes it, get him with a girl, if he doesn't, well, you gotta do what you gotta do

is that how you helped gedman JJJ? lol XD

MaxRabbit · 10-07-2009, 09:42 PM

I'm having funny images of you "assisting" him

But in seriousness, you're a good friend. Unfortunately I have no advice. I mean, it might not be a matter of convincing him to like a girl, maybe he has trouble getting a girl to like him!

ubahak · 10-08-2009, 02:34 AM

Thanks for the advice guys.
MR: I was hoping that by getting him laid, it'll have a cascade effect and he'll try. I'm sure that he watches porn and is straight.

Haha about the assisting lol. I was thinking along the lines of taking him to strip club and getting him a private dance -it might be better to acclimatise him to sexual stuff first b4 getting him an escort or something.

MaxRabbit · 10-08-2009, 04:31 AM

	Quote:			Originally Posted by ubahak
	Thanks for the advice guys. MR: I was hoping that by getting him laid, it'll have a cascade effect and he'll try. I'm sure that he watches porn and is straight. Haha about the assisting lol. I was thinking along the lines of taking him to strip club and getting him a private dance -it might be better to acclimatise him to sexual stuff first b4 getting him an escort or something.

Seriously, though-how do you know he doesn't want to fuck a girl in a very bad way, but he's ugly as hell and no one would touch him with a 10-foot pole? I mean, even the goody-two shoes virgins would rarely turn down a hot ass if they had the option. A lot of "I'm a virgin for life!" kinda guys are just telling themselves that because they think the average hottie is way out of their league...

zeek1meta · 10-08-2009, 04:37 AM

lol idk wtf to say

holaschaus · 10-09-2009, 04:39 AM

Me neither. But i guess you should do what you said in your last post -that is, taking him to a strip club and them getting him a hooker.
Or, you could arrange for him and a female friend of yours (who has to be kinda slutty) to stay and sleep in your house one night. Maybe if at some moment you leave the two of them alone, your friend will do what he must with her.