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View Poll Results: Gay or not gay? You decide!
Yes - look at his hair 8 29.63%
Yes - He wears spandex 9 33.33%
Definitely yes 11 40.74%
No - he doesn't have anything to be gay with 12 44.44%
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dude, he is like the biggest hero in USA, he could get all the fucking chicks he wanted and have private fuckfests, but does he? no.. you wanna know why? he's gay!
   
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dude, he is like the biggest hero in USA, he could get all the fucking chicks he wanted and have private fuckfests, but does he? no.. you wanna know why? he's gay!
no it's because he's afraid he'll crush the woman's pelvis

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who cares about 1 womans pelvils, he can find a new woman! besides, he can control his strength.
   
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However the old Batman wore his the same way and Batman is definitely NOT gay.
Mistakes of the youth and wrong role models. Besides, he corrected by now. Superman still does it the same way.
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Also any guy who can leap tall buildings in a single bound and run faster than speeding bullets has my vote for manliness!
Not all gay people prance around like fairies, so that argument doesn't really pull. Besides, he's born that way, just like he's born on the other side of the river
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thank you schmeng. besides you can't use the spandex argument because wolverine wears spandex, yet he's not gay.
It's part of his uniform, he didn't have a choice. Superman on the other hand did...

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It's part of his uniform, he didn't have a choice. Superman on the other hand did...
Not really, if we're talking about his cartoon/comic yellow-blue uniform then its not X-Men's generic uniform. I see Cyclops, Rogue, Gambit and Storm wearing different types of uniform. Only in the movie did they wear the same dark uniform.



Besides, superman already have alternate uniforms which looks much cooler.





Annnd I give you picture evidence he's not gay :


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Nothin better than photographic evidence. Good job, Deth

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Based on that joke about Superman...

He's horny as hell one day and sees Wonder Woman laying out sunbathing in the nude. So he thinks, "I'm the man of steel, I could fuck her and she'd never know it." He flies in and does his thing and leaves.

Wonder Woman says, "Hey did you hear that?"
The Invisible man, "No, but I have a pain in my ass"

Thereby making Superman Gay....
   
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maybe his creator his gay or maybe not
but superman looks like gay in his uniform!
   
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He is not gay, i have no idea why you would think that.
   
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Got no problem with it but if you saw a regular guy walking down the street in baby blue spandex and gelled hair.....really cmon hes gay.
   
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