Laughter The Best Medicine 7

[chongwah]

CHINESE TORTUREA man is driving in the hills, when his car breakes down. He gets out and looks around, when he sees a huge house, 4 floors high. He knocks on the door, and an old chinese man opens it. The first man says "please, sir, can I stay here for the night, because my car has broken down, and I have no-where to go."
The chinese man replys "yes, but you must not shag my daughter, if you do I will have to put the 3 chinese torchers upon you." So the first man says "ok" thinking she is going to be old and ugly. A bit later on they are eating when his daughter comes down stairs, and she is the most beautifull woman you have ever seen. The first man refuses to look at her because he will be seduced by her looks. Later, about 1.30 in the morning, he just cant stop thinking about her, so he goes into her room and she has been waiting for him (so she is completely naked and very wet around the pussy). So he 'does' her then he goes back, happy because her dad wont know any thing. When he wakes up he has a boulder on his chest with a plaque that said 'first chinese torture, boulder on chest!' So he thinks 'this is gonna be easy.' He carries it to the window and drops it he then sees another sign saying '2nd chinese torture, boulder tied to left ball!' so he jumps out of the window thinking broken bones are better than no balls, but as he jumps out of the window he sees a theird sign saying '3rd chinese torture, right ball tied to bed post.'







MONEYTwo friends meet in the street. The one guy looked forlorn and almost on the verge of tears. The other man asked, "Hey, why do you look like the whole world caved in?"

The sad fellow said, "Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died and left me forty thousand dollars."

"That's not bad."

"Hold on, I'm just getting started. Two weeks ago, a cousin I never knew kicked the bucket and left me eighty-five thousand free and clear."

"I'd like that."

"Yep. And last week my grandfather passed away. I inherited almost a quarter of a million."

"Then how come you look so glum?"

"This week - nothing!"

[swallow]

Ole Chinese Torture.

[DethPhunk]

Damn, balless man!

[mitch-m]

LOL mate thanks for the laugh