Jokes

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1. Condom says to Kotex, "When you work, I lose seven days of business."
Kotex replies, "If you fail to work once, my business stops for nine
months!"


2.A camel and an elephant met, and the elephant asked: "Why do you have your tits on your back?" The camel responded: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face!"


3. Wife: "I wish I am the newspaper, so you can hold me every morning !" Husband: "I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear so I can have a NEW ONE every morning!"


4. A Chinese couple got married. When baby was born, her eyes were big and blue, hair was curly and blonde, skin was brown. Finally, name of baby was ....... SUM TING LONG ("some thing wrong")


5. A lady visited her doctor one morning. Doc said: "You look so weak and exhausted! Are you eating your meals 3 times a day as I advised? Lady : "Doc, I thought you said 3 males a day!"


6. Phone rings and maid picks up the phone as her master is bathing..... When the caller asked what's he doing, the maid Replied: "MASTURBATING."(master bathing)


7. A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near-death experience. Seeing God,she asked if this was it. God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc. She even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since
she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. She got out of the hospital after the last operation, and while crossing the street was killed by an ambulance speeding to the hospital. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years?" God replied, "I didn't recognize you."

thanx the man

[Nokia]

Nice jokes!! Thanks! lol