One of those top ten 10 lists

happy173 · **One of those top ten 10 lists -** 09-11-2003, 04:48 PM

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Top ten answers men would most like to give to women's questions, but never will

10. No, we can't be friends, I just want to use you for sex.

9. The dress doesn't make you look fat, its all the fucking ice-cream and chocolate you eat that makes you look fat.

8. You've got shit chance of me calling you.

7. No, I wont be gentle.

6. Of course you have to swallow.

5. Well yes actually, I do this all the time.

4. I hate your fucking friends.

3. I have every intention of using you, and no intention of speaking to you after tonight.

2. I'd rather watch a stick movie. (uh - what is hell is a stick movie? )

1. Eat it? It took me 20 beers to get up the courage to fuck it.

nenesse · 09-12-2003, 04:47 PM

Great one mate !! Thx for the big laugh !!

Tigrou · 09-12-2003, 05:10 PM

Funny list...

No.5 & 6 are classic ones!

spuggy · 09-12-2003, 09:46 PM

I remember the time when .....
an excellent list.

I would imagine a stick movie is about either glue or insects.

Kermy · 09-13-2003, 01:41 AM

nice one

venom2003 · 09-13-2003, 07:24 PM

haha..5 & 6 are the best lines.

dgsmith277 · 09-15-2003, 05:41 PM

very funny!

passkillah · 09-15-2003, 09:56 PM

LOL @ #6

**Nokia** · 09-16-2003, 02:52 PM

lol thanks! lol

fuccaneer · 09-16-2003, 10:29 PM

uh, I think a stick movie is one that uses stick figures instead real actors...you know, like those flash animations that take the soundtrack of real movies and then use stick figures to act the action.

and "Eat it? It took me 20 beers to get up the courage to fuck it." was classic.

thanks happy