Laughter the best medicine 2

[chongwah]

An American touring Spain stopped at a local
restaurant following a day of sightseeing.

While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling,
scrumptious looking platter being served at the
next table. Not only did it look good, the smell
was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is
that you just served?"

The waiter replied, " Ah senor, you have excellent
taste! Those are bulls testicles from the bull
fight this morning. A delicacy!"
The American, though momentarily daunted, said,
"What the hell, I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!"

The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor.
There is only one serving per day because there
is only one bull fight each morning. If you come
early tomorrow and place your order, we will be
sure to save you this delicacy!"

The next morning, the American returned, placed
his order, and then that evening he was served
the one and only special delicacy of the day.
After a few bites, and inspecting the contents
of his platter, he called to the waiter and said,
"These are delicious, but they are much, much
smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied,
"Si senor. Sometimes the bull wins." A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine."

The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen, knelt down and began to shine his shoes.

The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."

She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that."

The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime, and I'll pay you the difference."

She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."

[Bundy]

good ones

[vogelriot]

for fine jokes and stuff as usual..


best greetz my friend

[MikeB]

excellent ones
thanks a lot for the lough !

[passkillah]

LOL

[happy173]

LMAO at the Bull's balls, great one bro

[dgsmith277]

i loved it very funny