if you're certain your girlfriend wont find out then the obvious thing to do is bone her till it hurts.
make sure to degrade her in the process though. not so much that she hates you and tries to hunt you down with a shotgun but just enough that she thinks you're a little too freaky. this will ensure that she doesnt hang around like a bad smell afterwards looking for a marriage proposal or some other sort of commitment.
......if she's ugly you should be able to push the boundaries pretty far.
my only real concern would be the once in 25 years thing. while it does sound appealing it also raises some major red flags.
exactly how ugly are we talking? is she a religious nutter? is she seriously emotionally damaged?
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you've already cheated on your girlfriend. Man up and tell her what you did. |
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this poster is clearly either insane or female or both....take your pick