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Question Ugly Chicks - 11-18-2008, 07:42 PM

So here's the deal. I have this really ugly chick living in the room next to mine. she keeps flirting, & surely wants to fuck. she has an ok body, but her face reminds me of a pug. (DOG)

She seems to be a good person and all, BUT not too sure if I could fuck her unless I was really drunk.. but she's pushing...

Now, while I was drunk, I asked her to get on her bed, on her knees, arch her back, & show me her "Position", which she did, & well, I peeled down her panties & put a finger in... & she was tight as I ever had a finger in. BUT, I still didn't fuck her (was too drunk) ...

Now, I feel bad, cause she expects me to do her, & well, honestly maybe I would, but what if my Girlfriend found out... I'd lose a hottt babe for a lay from an ugly broad... Surely, there's no way I can believe that a woman is gonna keep her mouth shut, & especially not an ugly one, when she has the chance to tell a fine one, I fucked yer man...

Dunno what to do tho, cause I'm convinced she has some awesome pussy (she's 25 & has had sex once in life when she was 17)

I wanna do it, but dont know if it's worth the risk...

SO, What would YOU do ?

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11-18-2008, 07:51 PM

Don't sleep with the ugly chick, loosing your girlfriend over a lay is never worth it. Now, there's three solutions to your problem with the pushy one:
1. Talk it out. Seriously, you're both adults and, as hard as it sounds, she's probably used to rejection. Come out fair and square and end it now, before she gets up her hopes even higher.
2. Move to another house.
3. Do something so stupid that she looses interest in you. Like puking on her doormat. Just don't make it offensive, because beside this already being chicken enough, there's no reason to actually hurt her feelings.


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11-18-2008, 07:51 PM

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11-18-2008, 10:51 PM

Don't lie to or cheat on your girlfriend. It's a really shitty thing to do. IN fact, by fingering the girl, you've already cheated on your girlfriend. Man up and tell her what you did.

Who cares if you've fucked an ugly chick? It's not going to ruin your life. We've all fucked ugly girls. Do it. If you don't want to keep fucking her, tell her.
   
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Don't lie to or cheat on your girlfriend.
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11-26-2008, 08:29 PM

hang in there buddy, help is on the way
   
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11-28-2008, 03:38 AM

You have a hot girlfriend...What would you do with an ugly chick?

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11-28-2008, 04:45 AM

if you're certain your girlfriend wont find out then the obvious thing to do is bone her till it hurts.

make sure to degrade her in the process though. not so much that she hates you and tries to hunt you down with a shotgun but just enough that she thinks you're a little too freaky. this will ensure that she doesnt hang around like a bad smell afterwards looking for a marriage proposal or some other sort of commitment.
......if she's ugly you should be able to push the boundaries pretty far.

my only real concern would be the once in 25 years thing. while it does sound appealing it also raises some major red flags.
exactly how ugly are we talking? is she a religious nutter? is she seriously emotionally damaged?



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you've already cheated on your girlfriend. Man up and tell her what you did.
this poster is clearly either insane or female or both....take your pick


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11-28-2008, 04:56 AM

Why not try and talk her and your gal into a 3-way?
   
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