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09-02-2003, 09:55 AM
A pompous preacher was seated next to a cowboy
on a flight to Montana. After the plane was airborne,
drink orders were taken.
The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was
brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he
would also like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped
by a brazen whore, than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the flight
attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a choice."
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