Imagine...

bombastic · 01:47 PM

they kidnap you and give you the choise: or we're gonna cut your dick off or we're gonna cut your ears off so you become deaf.

which one would you choose?

kodak123456 · 10-20-2008, 06:15 PM

Uhhh ears.. Those serve little purpose and you can easily find prosthetic.

**Arizona** · 10-20-2008, 07:44 PM

Agreed yes. But becoming deaf or get your dick cut would be harder to choose.

**corocoro** · 10-20-2008, 07:47 PM

I'd still rather be deaf. At least there is sign language - and you still have a surefire way to relieve depressions

masterfaster · 10-20-2008, 08:27 PM

Obama definitely would like the second one ))

i bet that his new ears would grow up in two weeks ))

pryptonic · 10-21-2008, 12:28 AM

LOL nah,I would go deaf instead of dickless :P

**gedman** · 10-21-2008, 12:39 AM

at least if you had a dick you could cheer your self up when the ears went bye bye

**dobbs** · 10-21-2008, 07:59 AM

i'd bargain with them and offer to make some super awesome cluster missiles in exchange for my freedom but instead of building the cluster missile i'd make a big metal suit and just pretend that i was making a cluster missile. anyway this suit would be indestructible and be fully equipped with a fuck off awesome arsenal of weapons and just as they realized that i'd pulled a shifty id power up the big metal suit with a homemade arc reactor and blow all their kidnapping asses to kingdom come. then i'd cut off their ears and cocks

**corocoro** · 10-21-2008, 04:59 PM

	Quote:			Originally Posted by dobbs
	i'd bargain with them and offer to make some super awesome cluster missiles in exchange for my freedom but instead of building the cluster missile i'd make a big metal suit and just pretend that i was making a cluster missile. anyway this suit would be indestructible and be fully equipped with a fuck off awesome arsenal of weapons and just as they realized that i'd pulled a shifty id power up the big metal suit with a homemade arc reactor and blow all their kidnapping asses to kingdom come. then i'd cut off their ears and cocks

Hmm, that sounds familiar - did you just rip of Iron Man or something like that? Anyways, must be dumb terrorists if they can't distinguish between cluster missiles and a suit

metalmnx · 10-21-2008, 09:00 PM

Hell yeah i'd definately pick ears first, sometimes you gotta think with your other head