A few funnies

[garthon]

Sorry its been so long...


Yo Mamma is so fat,
The National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she weighs herself the scale says "To be continued..."
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she sits on a dollar, blood rushes out George Washington's nose!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
her belly-button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she walks in front of the T.V. you miss out on 3 commercials!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
people jog around her for exercise!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she makes big bird look like a rubber duckie!
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she plays pool with the planets.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
it took 25 minutes to download a picture of her from the Internet
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
even a blind man wouldn't have sex with her.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
her dentist treats her by mail-order.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
her pillow cries at night.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
even the elephant man paid to see her.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
her shadow quit.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
her face is closed on weekends!
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
even the tide won't come back in.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with her.

[Lookin4it]

You know what you can do with Yo Momma.

Thnxs,
Lookin4it