some good, new, fresh jokes hope u's like

[pad20b]

Whats the difference between a muslim and E.T? ET looked better, smelt better, learnt English, didn't claim benifits, had his own bike and wanted to go home!

whats the difference between northern rock and heather mills?........... one is on its last legs and fucks old people for their money the other is a building society


Paddy shows an Essex Girl the L and R labels on his Wellies explaining to her they mean Left and Right "oh she says now i know why the label says C&A on my thong"

My girlfriend is taking too many steroids. She just came in from the gym, bent me over, pinned me, and fucked me up the arse with her clitoris.


How do you know when your sisters on her period?

Your dads dick tastes funny.


HOPE U'S ENJOY, MORE TO FOLLOW ING THE NEXT FEW DAYS! LET ME NO IF YOU LIKE!

[torula1]

Good jokes man, but i don't know funny jokes

[samsung89]

HAhaha the dick tastes funny hahaha

[Daenoo]

hah nice ones

[Pie95]

Nice jokes, thanks for sharing

[thatruth505]

lmao the last one is just wrong!!!1

[westsider]

I just choked on my soda. good stuff.