just a stupid blonde joke

Toelover · **just a stupid blonde joke -** 06-16-2003, 09:15 PM

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for
a moment, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He held her hand softly, led her to a chair and said, "Secondly, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, and then. . . . " He sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

veribus · 06-17-2003, 12:36 AM

**Speed Daemon** · 06-17-2003, 10:31 AM

hehe...I wanna meet this chick!

MikeB · 06-17-2003, 05:15 PM

as blond as blond could be

covise · 06-17-2003, 05:23 PM

always the blondes - well I like those kind of jokes

circuit · 07-17-2007, 04:58 PM

Ha! Keep them comin

josh1973 · 07-18-2007, 10:32 PM

hahah!

mattstan · 07-19-2007, 04:23 PM

and another...

Blonde getting a Car

One day a blonde walks into a car shop. She looks around to see if she can find the perfect car for herself.

She finds a beautiful car with fine leather, but as she bends over to feel it she lets out a fart!

She looks around to see if anyone noticed, but as she turns she sees the sales guy is behind her so she askes him "How much is this car"

He replies back "Miss, If you farted just by touching the leather you're going to shit yourself when hear the price!"

yam194 · 07-19-2007, 04:34 PM

my wife is blond too .... :-)

Mackavellio · 07-19-2007, 11:47 PM

HAHA! Blondes have more fun.