penny pinching wives

[fireballer37]

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper. So..... I figure if I have to roll my own ............ so does she.

[Speed Daemon]

Haha...not a bad idea actually.

[happy173]

Economy's not so hot, save!!!!LOL

very funny

[ijonyquest]

Did you have to pull a few strings to tell that joke?

[skellington]

Good one son

[DeluxeB]

wow , hahah... nice one.