Happens to birds too...

happy173 · **Happens to birds too... -** 06-12-2003, 09:26 AM

An Alaskan woodpecker and a Texas woodpecker were in Alaska arguing about which state had the toughest trees to peck.

The Alaskan woodpecker said that they had a tree that no woodpecker can peck. The Texas woodpecker challenged him and was able to peck a hole in the tree with no problem.

The Alaskan woodpecker was in awe. The Texas woodpecker challenged the Alaskan woodpecker to peck a tree in Texas that no woodpecker had been able to peck successfully. The Alaskan woodpecker expressed much confidence that he could do it.

After flying to Texas and successfully pecking the tree in Texas, the two woodpeckers couldn't figure out why the Texas woodpecker was able to peck the Alaskan tree and the Alaskan woodpecker was able to peck the Texan tree when neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state.

After thinking for some time they both came to the same conclusion: Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.

**Speed Daemon** · 06-12-2003, 09:31 AM

Didn't you just post this one about three days ago?

gumbo · 06-12-2003, 07:26 PM

First time for me - nice one

Thanx mate

happy173 · 06-13-2003, 06:08 AM

	Quote:
	Originally posted by Speed Daemon Didn't you just post this one about three days ago?

Woops sorry guys....time for medication again.....

Toelover · 06-13-2003, 08:57 AM

Wow .. some serious case of amnesia here ... three days ...
How old are you happy ? 97 ?

J/k mate ... can happen to all of us : besides I didn't see the first post (or I've allready forgotten i've seen it :-) )

**Speed Daemon** · 06-13-2003, 12:15 PM

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	Originally posted by Toelover How old are you happy ? 97 ?

Or maybe that 173 is there for a reason...

06-14-2003, 10:06 PM

home sweet home is not right in this situation