Pick up lines

[scaryhairy]

That shirt is very becoming of you, if you took it off, id be cumming too.

Is there a mirror in your pocket, because i can see myself in your pants

Are you from the UPS, because i swore i saw you checin out my package

Are those spacepants, because that ass is out of this world

If i could rearrange the alphabet id put u and i together

Are you from memphis, because youre the only ten i see

i know more, i just cant think of them right now, post yours

[auditek]

there are no pickup lines that work.. u need to be urself..
that's all

[illennium]

heres one you can try....

"ill give you a nickel, if youll tickle my pickle......."

[Madfish]

"You must be a parking ticket, cuz you've got fine written all over you."

"Did I mention that I have a penis?"

The latter works for me everytime...

[i_swallow_x]

Do wanna meet my pet snake... hes hiding in my pants

[demonhacker]

So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you."

[madmic23]

"Wanna come over to my place for a pizza and a fuck?"
SLAP!
"What, you don't like pizza?"

[dotard]

	Quote:			Originally Posted by scaryhairy
	That shirt is very becoming of you, if you took it off, id be cumming too.

i loled

the ones that rhyme are the best

as for me, i never use them, because at best you will get a laugh, then its all downhill

[Booklet]

"hey there!"

[beefyblacc]

"How old are you? I just wanna make sure that these thoughts that I'm having about you are legal"


You: "How are you doing?"
Her: "fine"
You: "I didn't ask you how you looked, I asked you how you were doing"