New Forum Game (P.U.M.)

[Effra]

Well since I'm new here I want to try out this common forum game that I've seen in a lot of forums. I hope it will be fun for all you users out there so here is goes.

The name of the game is The P.U.M. Game (The Person Under Me Game).
The object of the game is to guess what the next person who replies on this thread is doing (ie. The P.U.M. is listening to hard rock music that will make your ears bleed). Then the person under that post replies to that and makes up another P.U.M. There is no winner, it's all for fun so enjoy this game! So let me start it out. xD

The person under me likes fresh pair of undies in a nice summer breeze.

[inigo747]

wrong, I don't, i love being nude always

next the P.U.M is wanking like a mad dog

[M3RLIN]

wrong again ... im not wanking like a mad dog ... i let wank

The next P.U.M. wears a pantyhose under the jeans

[Effra]

well, only during new years when it's actually cold.

The P.U.M. plays too much virtual sex games that he/she will probably be a virgin forever.

[Madfish]

Aw c'mon, I'm gonna get laid eventually...

The P.U.M. wanks off his moms chihuahua while yelling 'red rocket, red rocket', and forces the cat to watch...

[Effra]

I yell out red rover man, get that crap right lol.

The P.U.M. needs a better computer, his/her system isn't even capable of supporting viruses.

[Arizona]

Almost… I'm a Macuser. They don't support a lot of viruses though

The P.U.M. has personal issues spending too much time on the forum.

[wreckthashop]

Your right I guess Ari that's why you call me poster!!!!

The P.U.M. has a severe porn addiction problem.

[upx25cat]

You are absolutely right!!!
The P.U.M. like to mastubate more than having sex with Jennifer Lopez.